“Flaccid is how I made former Aussie tennis hero Peter Fallen feel, sitting next to me here in Wimbledon’s President’s Box”

 

 “Every woman here is after him.  You can tell by the drool. He’s around 6’5’, solid, dark hair, green eyes; but the stats don’t say it.  The other day after the press conference, he walked past me, inches from my skin and I swear every hair on my body prickled.”

 

 

“It was like being invited to the red carpet at the Academy Awards, except they were all wearing branded tracksuits. The girls accessorised with diamonds the size of my fist, the men accessorised with girls wearing diamonds the size of my fist!”